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Monday, November 8, 2010

The Chicken Which Should be Banned

Writer Dr. Joseph Mercola:

Do you put dimethylpolysiloxane, an anti-foaming agent made of silicone, in your chicken dishes?
How about tertiary butylhydroquinone (TBHQ), a chemical preservative so deadly that just five grams can kill you?
These are just two of the ingredients in a McDonalds Chicken McNugget. Only 50 percent of a McNugget is actually chicken. The other 50 percent includes corn derivatives, sugars, leavening agents and completely synthetic ingredients.
Organic Authority helpfully transcribed the full ingredients list provided by McDonalds:
"White boneless chicken, water, food starch-modified, salt, seasoning (autolyzed yeast extract, salt, wheat starch, natural flavoring (botanical source), safflower oil, dextrose, citric acid, rosemary), sodium phosphates, seasoning (canola oil, mono- and diglycerides, extractives of rosemary).
Battered and breaded with: water, enriched flour (bleached wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), yellow corn flour, food starch-modified, salt, leavening (baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate, calcium lactate), spices, wheat starch, whey, corn starch.
Prepared in vegetable oil (Canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil with TBHQ and citric acid added to preserve freshness). Dimethylpolysiloxane added as an antifoaming agent.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

FINALLY....CLASSES FOR WOMEN

Classes for Women at 
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Nov. 13, 2010 


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
. 
Class 1 
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
 

Class 2
 
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
 

Class 3
 
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 4
 
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
 

Class 5
 
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
 

Class 6
 
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 

Class 7
 
Can a  Bath  Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
 

Class 8
 
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 9
 
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 


Class 10
 
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
 

Class 11
 
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
 .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
   

Class 12
 
How to Shop by Yourself.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 


Upon completion of
 ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. 

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Best chuckle of their day...   
And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!