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Sunday, November 7, 2010

FINALLY....CLASSES FOR WOMEN

Classes for Women at 
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Nov. 13, 2010 


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
. 
Class 1 
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
 

Class 2
 
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
 

Class 3
 
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 4
 
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
 

Class 5
 
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
 

Class 6
 
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 

Class 7
 
Can a  Bath  Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
 

Class 8
 
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 9
 
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 


Class 10
 
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
 

Class 11
 
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
 .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
   

Class 12
 
How to Shop by Yourself.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 


Upon completion of
 ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. 

Send this to all your guy friends for the
Best chuckle of their day...   
And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!
 

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Sugar - A Class A Drug - NaturalNews.tv


etter alternatives to sugar are Stevia, Manuka honey and maple syrup. You all know this 99% of the worlds Western population is addicted to sugar. In fact we are so addicted to it, we dont even know that were addicted to it! And its socially acceptable to consume it in most products. If you want to take control of your health immediately and break free from the LIES being made and sold in most products then you owe it to your own health to REMOVE this substance. IT IS FOUR TIMES MORE ADDICTIVE THAN COCAINE! Once your children start consuming it, they will of course become easily addicted to it and will not eat any product/food that doesnt contain it, yet when we put it in our mouths and swallow it, we challenge our pancreas (which will lead to weight gain as in make you fat) and our bodies will utilise more of our reserved supplies of micronutrients in order to absorb, digest, metabolise and eliminate this POISON. Please make better choices and only put the right fuel in your body. Anything with a SHELF LIFE will not have a SELF LIFE! If you are more alive than the products/foods you're about to eat, you have a smarter choice to make... remember "Because you're worth it!" Have fun. Sending love Magnus Mulliner

Sugar - A Class A Drug - NaturalNews.tv

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.





Theodore  Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an  AMERICAN in 1907.  
'In  the first place, we should insist that if the  immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes  an American and assimilates himself to us, he  shall be treated on an exact equality with  everyone else, for it is an outrage to  discriminate against any such man because of  creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is  predicated upon the person's becoming in every  facet an American, and nothing but an  American...There can be no divided allegiance  here. Any man who says he is an American, but  something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one flag, the American  flag... We have room for but one language here,  and that is the English language.. And we have  room for but one sole loyalty and that is a  loyalty to the American  people.'
  Theodore  Roosevelt 1907

Every American citizen  needs to read this!
  

Monday, September 20, 2010

DONT EAT NATURES PROMISE IF YOU HAVE ALLERGIES TO CITRIC ACID AND CORN????

By Gina Baranello

I know some of you have been using these tomatoe products because the label shows there are no citric acid or corn products BUT you have been deceived once again.
Sorry to burst some of your bubbles but NATURES PROMISE tomatoe products do have Citic Acid and Corn Syrup in them although it is not listed on the label.
Pacific Coast Producers sent me a letter today stating their tomatoe products have these ingredients....
Who knows if other ingredients not listed are any of Natures Promise products, I only asked about those two products corn and citric acid.

Below is the label of one of  the tomato products and the letter I received after I  leaving them a message on voice mail a few days prior.





Codex Alimentarius 2009

Monsanto Codex Alimentarius & HR875 - LiveVideo.com

Friday, August 20, 2010

Dysautonomia

This is copied straight for the Dyna kids website

Dysautonomia is a medical term often utilized for a group of complex conditions that are caused by a dysfunction of the autonomic nervous system (ANS). The ANS regulates all of the unconscious functions of the body, including the cardiovascular system, gastrointestinal system, metabolic system, and endocrine system. A dysfunction of the ANS can cause debilitating symptoms and may pose significant challenges for effective medical treatment.
Orthostatic intolerance (the inability to remain upright) is a hallmark of the various forms of dysautonomia. Dysautonomia conditions can range from mild to debilitating and, on rare occasions, can be life threatening. Each dysautonomia case is unique and treatment must be individualized and may include pharmacological and non-pharmacological methods. Patients should be evaluated by a physician who is well-versed in the recent treatment modalities.

Childhood dysautonomia conditions typically (but not always) strike adolescents, often after a period of very rapid growth. There is a female to male ratio of 5 to 1. Some patients report a sudden development of symptoms after a viral illness, immunization, or trauma. Others may see a more gradual onset. Although very rare, there are children born with life threatening non-familial forms of dysautonomia. There is also a distinctive form of dysautonomia called Familial Dysautonomia (FD) that has been identified in individuals of Ashkenazi Jewish extraction.

The symptoms of dysautonomia conditions are usually "invisible" to the untrained eye. The afflicted child may visually appear to be as healthy as those around him. The manifestations are occurring internally, and although the symptoms are verified medically they are often not visible on the outside. Symptoms can be unpredictable, may come and go, appear in any combination, and may vary in severity. Often patients will become more symptomatic after a stressor or a physical activity. Patients may find themselves involuntarily limiting their life-style activities in order to compensate for the conditions.

Dysautonomia conditions are widely unknown to society at large. As a result, most people do not realize the impact such conditions have on those afflicted and their families. Children who have dysautonomia struggle with some of the most basic functions that healthy people take for granted, beginning with getting out of bed in the morning. Each day and each moment brings new and unexpected obstacles. Yet, despite the betrayal of an uncooperative body, these young individuals face life with profound courage and incredible strength.

Symptoms of dysautonomia may include: Tachycardia (extremely fast heart rate), bradycardia (slow heart rate), palpitations, chest pain, dangerously low blood pressure, wide swings/sudden drops in blood pressure, orthostatic intolerance (the inability to remain upright), excessive fatigue, exercise intolerance, dizziness, fainting/near fainting, gastrointestinal problems, nausea, insomnia, shortness of breath, anxiety, tremulousness, frequent urination, convulsions, cognitive impairment, visual blurring or tunneling, and migraines.

Most of our DYNA members are diagnosed with conditions such as: Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (POTS), Neurally Mediated Hypotension (NMH), Neurocardiogenic Syncope (NCS), Vasovagal Syncope, Generalized Dysautonomia, Birth Dysautonomia, Non-Familial Dysautonomia, and Post-Viral Dysautonomia. There is also a distinctive form of dysautonomia called Familial Dysautonomia (FD). Familial Dysautonomia has been identified in individuals of Ashkenazi Jewish extraction and has wonderful organizations directed towards serving the children afflicted with it.

For More information see below.

Dysautonomia Youth Network of America

More information from other websites:
Disautonomia symptoms
http://heartdisease.about.com/cs/womensissues/a/dysautonomia.htm

http://ezinearticles.com/?Dysautonomia---Symptoms-And-Treatment&id=1200367